- 1 loaf bread, preferably pumpernickel, rye or something seedy
- 1 lb cream cheese, softened
- ½ C milk
- 1 bu dill, chopped
- 5 cucumbers
- 1 bag sprouts or pea shoots
- Place the softened cream cheese in a large mixing bowl (or stand mixer) and paddle to soften
- Add the milk, dill and several good turns of black pepper and paddle to combine
- With a vegetable peeler peel the cucumbers leaving half the skin and taking the other half off in stripes
- With a mandolin or very sharp knife shave the cucumber into very thin
- Toast or grill the bread and shmear with the dilly-cream cheese
- Pile the cucumbers high like you would a deli meat
- Sprinkle with salt
- Top with sprouts
- Put the lid on the sandwich and serve